Can I order this?

We all sat down in a restaurant and flipping the menu.

bubblyba: Can we order this? (with a naughty smile on his face)

It read, "call us for"

Was a President!

Mom: (showing bubblyba's old pictures). Do you know who this is?

bubblyba: This is sister when she was a baby

Mom: Who is this?

bubblyba: This is me when I was a baby

Mom: Who is this? (Pointing to a picture where bubblyba was wearing a full sleeves and a tie)

bubblyba: That's when I was a President!

Hurts!

Daddy: (going to get a rental car..)

bubblyba: Daddy, why are you renting a car here, it says, "Hurts" (Hertz)!