Alphabetical order

Bubblyba: (playing piano note "F")

Piano teacher: What's the next note? (pointing to the piano lesson book)

Bubblyba: (playing piano note "G")

Piano teacher: No, the next note is "E"

Bubblyba: I thought "G" comes after "F" :)

magnets

Why do magnets stick together, do they have too much glue?

4 kids

Mom bought something for my brother and he is just learning how to read :)

bubblyba: 4 c.... d.... s.... 4 kids.

What comes after 41?

My brother reads everything from right to left. For him what comes after 41?

ANS: 51 :)

Halloween Joke!

If the pumpkins bump into each other they will become bumpkins!

self defense

One day, bubblyba complained to his mom that one boy is showing karate moves on him and he is scared of him...
The next day,
bubblyba: Mommy, today that boy didn't bother me.
Mom: How come?
bubblyba: When he came to me, I asked him, "aren't you my friend?" Then he ran after another boy.

Wheat bread!

Bubblyba: I love this bread.

Sister: Do you know what bread you are eating?

Bubblyba: No.

Sister: It's Wheat Bread!

Buublyba: Veetu bread? (In our language, Veedu means home) Home made bread?

who can see the GOD?

God is far away, above the clouds. So, astronauts can see them since they fly far away, right?

what do u want to be?

sister: I want to be a doctor when I grow up and what do u want to be?
bubblyba: I want to be a construction worker. Before u become a doctor somebody needs to build u an office.

Engine-near?

Sister: Mom, today an engineer from NASA came to our school.
Bubblyba: Did the engine come near?

Daddy was not born then!

Mom: Can't find a picture of Dad in the trips we went last year.
Bubblyba: Daddy wasn't born then!

what's next to....?

Sister reading a book to bubblyba about weather.

sister: (pointing to the ice) what is this?
bubblyba: it's ice.
sister: ...and what's next to it?
bubblyba: Nose!

r v in a different planet?

The place we live, roads are well maintained and paved. We went to a temple for a concert in a remote place...

bubblyba: Dad we are in a different planet!

dad: why are you saying that?

bubblyba: See down here, it's all rocks. That's how it looks like in mars.

clean up!

Mom: You always make a mess and don't cleanup. See, your sister keeps everything clean.
Bubblyba: That's because she never plays with toys.

Honk! Honk!

While going to school in the car, daddy is waiting in the red signal. A car is in front of us.

Bubblyba: Daddy honk that car, it's standing in our way.

knock! knock! who's there?

Mom: Did daddy come back from work?
Bubblyba: Let me check...
Mom: what's that knocking sound?
Bubblyba: (Coming back running....) Daddy is not here yet, I knocked the door (from inside the house) and he didn't ring the calling bell.

Story written by bubblyba

In case you can't read:
Dad and Flip

Dad and His Pet named FliP went to The Park. and They Slide on The swing You were good at the Park said dad to Flip