Halloween Joke!

If the pumpkins bump into each other they will become bumpkins!

self defense

One day, bubblyba complained to his mom that one boy is showing karate moves on him and he is scared of him...
The next day,
bubblyba: Mommy, today that boy didn't bother me.
Mom: How come?
bubblyba: When he came to me, I asked him, "aren't you my friend?" Then he ran after another boy.