who can see the GOD?

God is far away, above the clouds. So, astronauts can see them since they fly far away, right?

what do u want to be?

sister: I want to be a doctor when I grow up and what do u want to be?
bubblyba: I want to be a construction worker. Before u become a doctor somebody needs to build u an office.

Engine-near?

Sister: Mom, today an engineer from NASA came to our school.
Bubblyba: Did the engine come near?

Daddy was not born then!

Mom: Can't find a picture of Dad in the trips we went last year.
Bubblyba: Daddy wasn't born then!

what's next to....?

Sister reading a book to bubblyba about weather.

sister: (pointing to the ice) what is this?
bubblyba: it's ice.
sister: ...and what's next to it?
bubblyba: Nose!

r v in a different planet?

The place we live, roads are well maintained and paved. We went to a temple for a concert in a remote place...

bubblyba: Dad we are in a different planet!

dad: why are you saying that?

bubblyba: See down here, it's all rocks. That's how it looks like in mars.

clean up!

Mom: You always make a mess and don't cleanup. See, your sister keeps everything clean.
Bubblyba: That's because she never plays with toys.