cry babies

Bubblyba: These kids in my lego class cry whenever what they built breaks.

Mom: But, what do you do if yours break?

Bubblyba: I just fix it!

building a bridge

Bubblyba with his family visited Kanyakumari...

They took a ferry to Vivekananda Rock. After visiting the Rock, the ferry takes to Thiruvalluvar statue just 2 minutes from this Rock. People get down or they can get back to the shore.

Bubblyba: Why should these people wait in line get into the ferry for just 2 minutes ride and then again wait in the line. Can't they build a bridge between these 2 rocks?

why they don't have kids?

Mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, sister and bubblyba visited an old age home....

Bubblyba: Why are they here?

Mom: Because they don't have kids or anyone to take care and don't have money.

3 weeks later....

Bubblyba: Mom, if you don't want to have kids, can you goto a doctor and say you don't want babies?

Mom: (Hmmm... why is this question coming from a 6 year old?) yea... that's true.

Bubblyba: So, the people in the old age home must have gone to the doctor and told him that they don't want to have babies, right? That's why they don't have kids.

Mom: (just speechless...)

backwards...

Mom: (dad driving) Here is the direction to the place we are going but didn't note down the return directions.

Bubblyba: Just read it backwards mom.

Paying through the nose

Mom: You wanted to join this class and you never practice. Do you know we are paying through our nose?

bubblyba: How could you pay through your nose? All I have seen is boogers coming out of the nose and not money :P