Hurts!

Daddy: (going to get a rental car..)

bubblyba: Daddy, why are you renting a car here, it says, "Hurts" (Hertz)!

Alphabetical order

Bubblyba: (playing piano note "F")

Piano teacher: What's the next note? (pointing to the piano lesson book)

Bubblyba: (playing piano note "G")

Piano teacher: No, the next note is "E"

Bubblyba: I thought "G" comes after "F" :)

magnets

Why do magnets stick together, do they have too much glue?

4 kids

Mom bought something for my brother and he is just learning how to read :)

bubblyba: 4 c.... d.... s.... 4 kids.

What comes after 41?

My brother reads everything from right to left. For him what comes after 41?

ANS: 51 :)

Halloween Joke!

If the pumpkins bump into each other they will become bumpkins!

self defense

One day, bubblyba complained to his mom that one boy is showing karate moves on him and he is scared of him...
The next day,
bubblyba: Mommy, today that boy didn't bother me.
Mom: How come?
bubblyba: When he came to me, I asked him, "aren't you my friend?" Then he ran after another boy.