Halloween Joke!

If the pumpkins bump into each other they will become bumpkins!

self defense

One day, bubblyba complained to his mom that one boy is showing karate moves on him and he is scared of him...
The next day,
bubblyba: Mommy, today that boy didn't bother me.
Mom: How come?
bubblyba: When he came to me, I asked him, "aren't you my friend?" Then he ran after another boy.

Wheat bread!

Bubblyba: I love this bread.

Sister: Do you know what bread you are eating?

Bubblyba: No.

Sister: It's Wheat Bread!

Buublyba: Veetu bread? (In our language, Veedu means home) Home made bread?

who can see the GOD?

God is far away, above the clouds. So, astronauts can see them since they fly far away, right?

what do u want to be?

sister: I want to be a doctor when I grow up and what do u want to be?
bubblyba: I want to be a construction worker. Before u become a doctor somebody needs to build u an office.

Engine-near?

Sister: Mom, today an engineer from NASA came to our school.
Bubblyba: Did the engine come near?

Daddy was not born then!

Mom: Can't find a picture of Dad in the trips we went last year.
Bubblyba: Daddy wasn't born then!