candid camera!

Bubblyba: When I was at your office, I sneaked mints from the front desk when no one was seeing me.
Mom: Hmmm.. there's a camera near the front desk.  It was watching you.
Bubblyba: I was on "candy-eat-camera" (Candid) camera :)

candle light

bubblyba: What's a light in a Can called?
dad: hmmm...
sister: don't know...
bubblyba: candlelight (cannedlight)

World Record!

bubblyba:  I have done a world record!
mom: What?  What did you do?
bubblyba:  I was the first one today to be in the school grounds.  There was no one in the world who was there in the ground at that given time.

Patient

If a doctor becomes a patient, the doctor's patient has to be "patient" :)

Bank takes away all money :P

(Few months ago, bubblyba asked about the armored truck standing outside a shop and dad explained to him that the truck carries cash from the shop)

Yesterday...

Bubblyba: Mommy, the shops are helpless right, the armored trucks take all their money.

Mom: No, they take them and deposit in the bank.

Bubblyba: So, the bank takes away all their money eh? That's not nice, right?

expensive mom

Mom wants bubblyba to learn biking without training wheels. She found some info on the internet on how you can make kids/adults learn biking really easily by taking the pedals off. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADkm4qkXAj8&feature=related)

Mom: (Taking the pedals off bubblyba's bike)

Bubblyba: Mom, you are the expensive one.

Mom: What? (does he mean I am spending too much?)

Bubblyba: Yes mom, you always fix things and do a lot of things around the house.

Mom: Just hugged and kissed :P

cry babies

Bubblyba: These kids in my lego class cry whenever what they built breaks.

Mom: But, what do you do if yours break?

Bubblyba: I just fix it!

building a bridge

Bubblyba with his family visited Kanyakumari...

They took a ferry to Vivekananda Rock. After visiting the Rock, the ferry takes to Thiruvalluvar statue just 2 minutes from this Rock. People get down or they can get back to the shore.

Bubblyba: Why should these people wait in line get into the ferry for just 2 minutes ride and then again wait in the line. Can't they build a bridge between these 2 rocks?

why they don't have kids?

Mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, sister and bubblyba visited an old age home....

Bubblyba: Why are they here?

Mom: Because they don't have kids or anyone to take care and don't have money.

3 weeks later....

Bubblyba: Mom, if you don't want to have kids, can you goto a doctor and say you don't want babies?

Mom: (Hmmm... why is this question coming from a 6 year old?) yea... that's true.

Bubblyba: So, the people in the old age home must have gone to the doctor and told him that they don't want to have babies, right? That's why they don't have kids.

Mom: (just speechless...)

backwards...

Mom: (dad driving) Here is the direction to the place we are going but didn't note down the return directions.

Bubblyba: Just read it backwards mom.

Paying through the nose

Mom: You wanted to join this class and you never practice. Do you know we are paying through our nose?

bubblyba: How could you pay through your nose? All I have seen is boogers coming out of the nose and not money :P

The Park

Spring Time

scribble

Dad: (signing the credit card bill @ the shop)
bubblyba:  Mommy, can I do it?
Mom: No, only an adult can do it
bubblyba:  Why?  All he does is scribble and I know how to scribble.

bully word!

Bubblyba has been learning about bullying @ school
We were driving...
Bubblyba: Mommy, I found a bully word, "Mission".
Sis: No, "Mission" is not a bully word. What are you talking about?
Bubblyba: (With a mischievous smile) Then, why does it say Mission bully word (Mission Boulevard)?
Sis: LOL!

feels funny!

Sis: (Carrying some project in her bag). The box feels funny in my bag.

Bubblyba: Don't let the box giggle

Sis: Hah?

Bubblyba: When you feel funny don't you giggle? Same way, if the box feels funny it might giggle :D